Or 2 for that matter!

Went to my mate Nicks last night and we went to the supermarket to get some beer and I saw a girl who I used to work at BP with there. Anyway on the way back to his we can see this bonfire at the back of his farm. This huge one, it actually looked like a house or barn on fire, not a bonfire. So we get back to his place and Palethorp was there, with his V8 Hilux. They backed it into the carport under the light, and we had a look at the engine.

God damn it is clean, lexus 1UZFE transplant into it, it is so nice. No wires and crap everywhere, nice blue tubes for the intake and the radiator hoses, huge pod filter. Fucking gorgeous.

Anyways Iydden and his girlfriend Angeline turn up and said the neighbours are having a bit of a bonfire party. Then Brad turns up so we decide to go check it out. Throw all the booze in the back of Palethorps truck along with a couch/seat out of nicks van, and go down the barn to get nicks V8 hilux. Palethorps truck sounds pretty damn awesome.

Anyways we open up Nicks shed and there’s his beast sitting there ready to go, so we pull that out, its even louder than Palethorps truck cos it has a 350 chev in it! Put another couch in the back of that thing (which the tray on it wasn’t bolted on yet – just new), and they tried to make me go in there to keep it on the back. But knowing my luck it would’ve fallen off with me on it going up a hill or something. So I jump in the cab with Brad, Nick, Shelley and her friend Erin, and we take off down the farm.

I can only imagine what these kids were thinking when they hear our trucks roaring down the race and then see us go into the paddocks sliding fucking sideways all over the place, big rooster tails of mud and shit. We go into the other paddock and Palethorp makes it up the hill fine in 2 wheel drive cos he’s got big tyres on there but Nick’s racing slicks didn’t quite make it. We tried thrice, even with a big runup but we just got halfway up and it would spin. Clicked it into 4wd and it was sweet. Smashed up there, backed up to the fence near the fire, pulled off the seats and sat there by the fire drinking beer. Eventually we got sick of their dance music and hip hop shit so we cranked on the metal.

It was pretty awesome, the sound of those V8’s is wicked, some kid tried to show off the noise his rotor made, but I don’t think anyone cared after the V8’s…

So yeah, that’s how you gatecrash a bonfire party…