Obamalalabad
Posted on January 22nd, 2009 by hamstarOh My God his middle name is Hussein!! Blurrgh…
Obama was inaugurated without having a large calibre bullet being shot through his skull which I think is pretty damn good. I hope he manages to make some real good changes before he is assassinated, which, there is no denying it, there is a high chance it is going to happen. Sure it may be insensitive to say that but I’m not one to sugar coat a story. Like every influential person before him, JFK, MLK, to name a few, he is in the targets. If he does too much good, the bad guys won’t let him continue. My old friend said that “When the good guys are in power, they get killed because the bad guys aren’t afraid to assassinate someone. But when the bad guys are in power they are safe because the good guys won’t assassinate anyone,” which is really the only explanation of why Bush was in the picture for so long.
Obama is changing stuff left right and centre.
First you got the changes to flow of money:
- Overturning laws stopping racial minorities and women challenging pay discrimination (means corporates have to spend more money on wages)
- Raise fuel economy (means oil companies won’t be making as much money)
- Ending the war in iraq (means war profiteers won’t be making ANY money)
- Weatherising homes (energy companies lose money cos people can spend less to stay warm)
- Stopping lobbyists giving gifts to administration staff (means corporates can’t influence the govt as easily)
To name only a few. Then you got the things that will upset the religious nutjobs:
- Doubling federal funding for science research (GOD TELLS US HOW STUFF WORKS!)
- Lifting funding stops for clinics that do abortions (an unformed fetus is sacred life!)
- Lifting the ban on stemcell research (taking stem cells from an unformed fetal embryo is murder!)
Holy fucking shit don’t even get me started on them…
Then you got the racists, which honestly I think is going a bit far here. Sure I don’t like black people who just gangbang, do drivebys, abuse the english language, live off the doll cos its easier than getting a job, or infect our children with that stupid horrible music… I’ve seen some real savages, maori’s in town abusing the fuck out people, beating people up completely unprovoked, and grabbing girls that clearly want nothing to do with them. That just makes me angry to live in the same country. I get racist, but really, there’s white people that do the same shit cos THEY think it’s cool so it comes down to kind of a classist thing (yeah, what? I can make up my own words…).
But seriously, you gotta draw the line. Obama is an educated, EXTREMELY well spoken dude who KNOWS his shit, and wears a suit. Plus his mum was WHITE for fucks sake. In the same vein I know maori’s who are absolute sweet dudes… I’m not about to downtrod them just cos of their skin colour.
So already you’ve got three main groups of people who will be upset by his changes, which, ultimately are good for everybody, taking the American society out of the fucking dark ages. The greedy, the religious, and the hateful (though religious and hateful could be combined into the same group). All people who have historically shown to not give a crap about killing someone to better themselves, or their whacked medievil views. Though shall not kill (unless the person being killed murders unformed embryonic fetuses – which are completely different to eating eggs (unformed embryonic fetuses) for breakfast).
Might as well paint a big target on his head. All I can say is I hope the secret service does their job real good.