When me and my brother got home from seeing Joe play the other night we walked in to find a note my mum had left on the ground saying “I HAVE HEADLICE” (apparently caught them from her friends kid).

So me being the smartass that I am, promptly changed it to say: “I HAVE HERPES.” hehehe…

My dad wakes up at 5 in the morning to go to work, sees the note and says to her “Why did you write I have herpes on that bit of paper?”
“I didn’t..?” my mum replied.
“Come look,” said my dad.

She went out and read what it said, and puzzled, went back to bed thinking she had alzhiemers, and wondering how they would test for it, and wondered if she should make an appointment to the doctors (apparently she had forgotten something the week before as well).

Until my brother got up at 7 and came up to her and said “Did you see Roberts note?”

OK this dream was really fucked up. First of all there’s this massive robot right, and I’m out my parents house with my mum and brother and we are watching out the front door as it grabs parts of houses with its huge hands and there’s people inside. Then it starts coming towards our house. We slam the front door but it can still see us (thermal vision or something) and it grabs part of the house as we run away from the front door, but mum is too slow and it grabs her, amongst the debris from the house killing her.

Then I find out its on an island similar to Lost and there are others and the robot is somehow one of the monsters on the island.
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So I’m lying in bed today about 4 or 5pm reading my book “Dude Where’s my country” by Michael Moore, and I hear sirens coming down the road… Really fast… and I hear vehicle engines screaming to slow down. Oh yeah.. car chase… car chase + the sharp left hander by my house = high probability of a crash

I jumped out of my bed as I heard the squealing of tyres and threw open my curtains just in time to see a beamer (I thought it was an RPS13 at first) slide out to the right onto the other side of the road and then spin right around going backwards and sliding back onto the other side of the road. I heard a clunk and it jumped the curb and then saw the undercover cop car come round the corner and slow down.

My whole family yelled out “fuck” a few times in a few seconds in succession as I struggled to get some clothes on while running around the house tying to find the damn digital camera. My mum pushes me out of the way and says “wheres the fucking phone the guy has jumped out and he’s running down the road, white singlet and jeans!”.

Cool a runner I thought, as my mum asks the number for emergencies… “ahh 1-1-1″ I said… dunno what that was about. Got the digi and ran out the door, the guy had apparently run behind the petrol station and into the paddocks… but the cop was just sitting in his car up by the beamer.

I ran up to the crash, my mate had come running out as well. Started taking photos and stuff. I went and said to the cop, “Did you see where he went? He ran behind the petrol station!” and he just sat there and said “ohh yeah we’re getting the dogs out.”. I was like oook, why don’t you just chase after him you fat fuck but yeah.

Quite a few people pulled over and it turns out that the dude in the beamer was racing a guy in a Mitsi Celeste from like pine valley road and overtook a whole lot of people including the undercover cop in a Honda Accord! Then they came round my corner, and the Celeste got round it but the beamer couldn’t handle it and spun out.

Wasn’t too badly damaged except for the rear right wheel as you can see in the following pic, however the cops found a load of meth lab stuff in the car like 2 hours later after they had taken it apart. The cop dogs didn’t even get there till bout 1 or 2 hours later so they never caught the dude.

They would have finally pulled the car out at about 10pm I guess.

You can see more photos of the crash here.