I had a dream. Of a horse crossed with a llama. That my friend Shelley had. And we took it for a roadtrip down to Taupo for some reason. In Becky’s ute. Stopping, on the way, to pick up some random old dudes dog and take it for a trip to.

Halfway along the trip we swapped the ute for a big black cadillac thing and horse/llama-float.

Stopped on the side of the road and slept in the sand cuddled up with the horse-llama, the dog ran away, and the 2 swat-team surburbans full of cops turned up and aimed guns at us.

After abusing the shit out of them regardless of the firearm situation, I got traffic infringements for the tiniest things.

Then driving home had to pull in and tell the old guy that his dog had run away. He remarked that it was a wandering little bugger and he would probably turn up sometime.

What the fuck… goes on in my head? Shelley thinks I am on crack.

This morning I woke up on the couch and Becky was pouring water on my face. Hardy-ha-ha always the joker eh… lol.

Went back to sleep and this random as dream. Don’t know where it was, maybe america somewhere. Me and Lilley were working(?) there for some reason. It was a place that looked like a cross between an office and a kitchen, but most people were playing games like UT.

Anyways there were some drinks or something and everyone was getting trashed and I think doing mushies. Was pretty fun. Could’ve been a representation of IRC perhaps?

I think someone spiked Lilley’s and she was getting a bit messy, then it was time to go and I ended up looking after some random chick and some dude was looking after Lilley. I was watching her incase that was the dude that spiked the drink but she looked with it and like she knew him so I didn’t worry too much.

We had to walk back through this forest place path thing the girl I was looking after got picked up and I came accross Lilley alone in the forest thing. I was like “Who the hell would just leave you alone here?”, and walked off with her.

That’s pretty much all I remember…

So I had a dream bout my cat yesterday.

I dreamt that I found him in my freezer. And that he had actually been locked in there by accident, not hit by a car, and I had buried the wrong cat.

He was frozen in a sitting position (although he was a bit smaller than normal) and I pulled him out. I was hugging him and then he thawed out and was alive again, haha.

I was walking round the house playing with him as normal and it was sweet as.

Too bad it was just a dream, though I would feel bad about burying someone elses cat.

So I had a real fucked up dream last night… some weird dark house in the middle of the forest somewhere and me and my family were walking through it. There was this severed head of a rabid dog on the floor in one of the rooms and this jack russell walked up and sniffed at it, and the head started growling!!! Later in the dream, it was my cat that sniffed at it. And something or someone was coming to get us, and we were hiding inside this tent part of the house (???) and my mum let my cat out! When I was trying to keep him inside and safe.

The other screwed up thing, me and Nick pulled up outside my grandma’s house in Helensville. There was this group of 4 Maori dudes hanging round this car on the other side of the road. Nick said he was going to go and bash them and I was like there’s four of them!! Then one of them came up to my window and started abusing us, then suddely stopped and pointed down the road like “what the fuck is that?”

Sitting on some garbage cans was this thing like a cross between a dog and golem (kinda like this). One of the Maori’s thought it was that kind of dog.

Anyway, it was eating something, and I joked that it was brains or entrails. Me and Nick walked down to it and found that it had decapitated two goth kids, and was eating their brains out of the back of their heads.

Yeah… definitely up there with the most fucked up dreams I’ve ever had….

OK this dream was really fucked up. First of all there’s this massive robot right, and I’m out my parents house with my mum and brother and we are watching out the front door as it grabs parts of houses with its huge hands and there’s people inside. Then it starts coming towards our house. We slam the front door but it can still see us (thermal vision or something) and it grabs part of the house as we run away from the front door, but mum is too slow and it grabs her, amongst the debris from the house killing her.

Then I find out its on an island similar to Lost and there are others and the robot is somehow one of the monsters on the island.
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