Went to Cannibal Corpse on monday night. Was pretty bad ass.

Bought an Evisceration Plague album cover shirt, with some zombies on the front, yknow, for the ladies. I wore my Dethklok shirt there and low and behold it was the exact same shirt the lead singer was wearing!!! Apparently he did a couple of voices for Metalocalypse and rumoured to be who Nathan Explosion is based on. Half way throught the show he says in a low growl “Would anyone like some coffee!?” – to which everyone started cheering but they didn’t play it Also Some drunk guy at the bar was like “WILLIAM MURDERFACE MURDERFACE MURDERFACE MURDERFACE!!” and shook my hand vigourisly lol.

They played quite a few songs that I knew the titles of, but didn’t know the actual song, but moshed anyway. Got pretty drunk, got pretty fucked, fell over once. When they played Hammer Smashed Face (second to last) the shit went crazy, everyone in the fucking mosh pit. Was awesome!!! Fucking love that song. Then they played Stripped, Raped and Beaten straight after it! Which was fucking even better!!! Great end to the concert, really good show. The singer looks like he’s got no neck though… I kept wanting to yell out “WHERE’S YOUR NECK!”

They also played other family favourites such as “Fucked With a Knife” (for the ladies), “I Cum Blood” (for the ladies), “Perverse Suffering” (…for the ladies) and “Shatter Their Bones” (for the zombies).

Here’s their title track from the new album:

I wish they played this one though:

A++ Recommended would mosh again

So I am on a town bash at the moment, dunno why. Not that great – just the compnay I guess lol. Went out Friday night with Troy and Hollie, Hollies friend Cat (Kat?), and Becky and Shelley.

I was sober driver (cos I don’t drink anyways) so we all piled in the van and cruised into town, parked at work. Stopped at the burger place. Shelley and Becky took off for the waterfront and we headed to Oblivion.

$10 cover charge cos there was a band playing, turned out to be Troy’s workmate. Then Boric turned up, then THEY PLAYED DETHKLOK! Was mean, I was wearing my dethklok shirt (still am ), so high fives all round and moshed out to that haha!! Everyones looking at us like wtf is this shit.

Silly people from Real Life

Then Shelley and Becky turned up and there was more dancing, played some Pantera and some System and Walk With Me in Hell. Was badass… most of the other songs were pretty woosy tho.. little bit disappointed.

Then Troy, Hollie and Kat (Cat?) took off home by taxi, and me and Shelley and Becky went for a lurk to see if there was anything to steal/vandalise/break into lol. Those girls are trouble I tell you especially when drunk. Shelley is so funny when she’s drunk, and a bit softer too haha (pls don’t hit me). And Becky is just quirkier than normal. Laughs all round.

Hey I think I just saw lightening..!?

Anyway, then we tried to go to Mount Eden (to freeze our asses off in the cold wind) but it was shut so just came home.

Then last night I went up to Zac’s place with Skinny and Co-oped Guitar Hero 3 Took my guitar so was all wireless baby! Yea. Was mean.

Hey I think I just saw lightening again….