Fuck you Telecom I’ll do it myself!
Posted on August 25th, 2009 by hamstarSo we can’t get broadband at this new place because all the ADSL ports in the exchange are taken up. Satellite is a rip off and we aren’t in the area for wireless or 3G either. It’s 2009 and we can’t get broadband. Telecom and every other ISP go on and on about ‘great new services’ and ‘world class technology’ but we haven’t seen it so far.
So a mate of a mate suggested that I lease some land beside a Telecom cabinet, lease a fibre line and some copper lines (our one has fibre between the exchange and the roadside cabinet), put in some demarcs and be my own ISP. Well no one in NZ can really provide FTTH (fibre to the household) so that is out of the picture.
Then I thought about renting some rackspace in the exchange and putting a DSLAM in there. Would be a bit cheaper surely. Last time I talked to a Chorus contractor (the Telecom field engineers) he said that the upgrade plan was next year! And they were putting in ADSL2.
Well that’s all fine and dandy but I want broadband now. A DSLAM is only about $NZD2000, not sure of the data costs though. So I rang all around the place this morning trying to find out how to lease exchange space and no one seems to know. So I went to telecomwholesale.co.nz tried ringing everyone in the list – all went to voicemail, typical Telecom customer service lol (well its a bit better than it was TBH). So I just sent them this email.
Hi There,
I was wanting to enquire about renting some space in an exchange in which to run a private DSLAM. The exchange in question is the Kaukapakapa exchange.
The reason being, currently all of the ADSL ports in that exchange are taken so no one can get broadband in the area I live. I was wanting to rent some rack space and install my own DSLAM to provide to residents in my area.
Upon talking to a Chorus engineer they informed me that Telecom’s upgrade plan for this exchange was to install ADSL2+ in the middle of next year. This is not acceptable, I need broadband as soon as possible and may as well do it myself.
Could you please let me know the cost of renting the rack space and associated data/connection costs of uplinking the DSLAM to the Telecom network.
Kind Regards,
xxx xxx
Yeah, we’ll see what happens.
Great Success! No seats for Maori…
Posted on August 24th, 2009 by hamstarGood shit John Key (NZ prime minister) we are another step closer to racial equality.
I’m sure you’ve read about Auckland becoming a Super city and the Maori party of NZ wanted some Maori only seats on the Supercity council. Well John Key has told them to get fucked.
And with good reason! Why should Maori get their own seats!? Are they any better than me or the asian guy looking in your window right now? Its just absolute bullshit again the Maori party is trying to segregate the Maori race from other races.
And still they complain about not getting the same treatment and the white man has stolen all their land blah blah fucking blah blah. They are making sure that they are seen as different.
Pita Sharples whinges about Maori needing representation on the council because 1 in 4 Maori live in Auckland. Big fucking deal, I bet you $10 the other 3 people are white, asian and indian. Are we going to have separate seats for all the races!?
Fuck them. They’re people no different from anyone else. Treating them like they are better than everyone else awarding them land and money and shit for their ancestors dumbass decisions has given the Maoris in the Maori party a status complex. Now they think they should be awarded other shit as well. FUCK THEM!
Do you want seats in the park for Maori’s only? Libraries for Maori’s only? That just isn’t fair, and is just plain racist. This getting just like the South African/American Racial Segregation, except this time its the blacks who think they are better than the whites.
This is finally a step in the right direction, if only we could chuck out the Maori seats in parliament. All the seats are the same fucking colour I HAVE BEEN THERE!!
Piss-easy linux VNC setup
Posted on August 19th, 2009 by hamstarI remember I used to struggle with getting VNC to work on linux. That is until the other day when I had a brainwave and then did it in no time at all. I think I was forgetting the firewall step. Anyways, I thought I’d outline how to do it here for anyone else. This is for a Fedora 8 box though you can usually find similar config files on a debian os. Also I like to use vi… most people prefer nano or pico or gedit or whatever. Just make sure you’re root when editing system files of course.
Software RAID type perl script
Posted on August 18th, 2009 by hamstarSo I have had a problem whereby I have 1.2TB of hard drive space on my server split across 5 drives. I am constantly going to the movies folder in this drive, then the movies folder in that drive, trying to check that I didn’t accidentally leave any pornos lying around.
So I made a script to display multiple folders of the same name accross drives in their own folder under /home/shared.
You fuckwits… (healthcare reform)
Posted on August 17th, 2009 by hamstarFucking GG is all I have to say America. The events from the movie Idiocracy appear to be taking place in the ol US of A. I don’t know how a group of people any dumber. Apologies to the smarter people of America, but seriously, you should make an appearance in the media more often. Stop being so leniant on these other dumb shits.
Not only have the richest companies in the country:
- deprived you of health care
- ripped health insurance out from under your feet when you needed it most
- put you into huge medical debt or
- forced the death of a loved one due to being unable to pay
But now they have convinced you that to regulating them to stop them doing all that would be a bad thing!
The IDIOCRACY continues!!! The Investors Business Daily attacked britains excellent socialised healthcare system – something like what Obama is trying to put in place (I assume) – saying that if Stephen Hawking was british he would be dead.
Epic fail you dumb fucks, he is british and he is still alive and even told The Guardian that the health system is the only reason that he is STILL ALIVE!
And still stupidity rears it ugly head. Enter Rush Limbaugh. Yeah you can tell this is going to be fun, I feel more stupid already. Rush Limbaugh decides to compare Obama’s health care logo to a swastika…
Uhhh, Mr Limbaugh, I don’t know if you have vision in both your eyes but do you not notice that President Obama is FUCKING BLACK!? Why would he make his health logo like a Swastika!
The stupidity is almost unbearable!!! Somebody take these motherfuckers out with automatic weapons please my brain is hurting!
And as for the OMG!!!1one SOCIALISM!!! MY GRANDMA WILL DIE IF WE HAZ SOCIALIZM!!-fucking socialism FUD… have you ever been to a library and got a book out (probably not)? Did it cost you anything? That’s socialism.
Go back to sleep America… your corporate owners have taken the reigns of the country once again.
Some pics
Posted on August 17th, 2009 by hamstarJust a few pics of the new place. Would post more but, fucking dialup.
Here’s a photo from the front:

And here’s a photo of my computer setup. Dual screens for the win, soon to be triple:

I am so sick of dialup…
Satanic wallpapers
Posted on August 9th, 2009 by hamstarFor any fellow satanists out there i just whacked these up in Inkscape. Pretty sweet I reckon. They are 1280×1024
Also, here are the source vectors if you want them bigger:
Baphomet
Pentagram
Inkscape rocks.
Moved Out.
Posted on August 8th, 2009 by hamstarWell, finally moved out. Been in the new place for about 4 weeks now, just got the internet going however we can get broadband yet. My insides are eviscerated. Apparently there are not enough broadband ports in our exchange, but at least there is fibre from our roadside cabinet to the exchange.
Also the plan we got is the cheapest I could find at $90/m for 10gigs on 8M/192K with a phone. We’re supposed to have naked dsl in this country now but we still have to get a phone line which is $45 of the $90/m. Absolute bullshit.
Anyway the house is pretty sweet, two bedrooms a laundry and a double garage on the bottom floor, lounge, dining, deck, kitchen (1 room) and bathroom upstairs. We’re on top of a hill so we got an OK view of farmland and bush and stuff, plus all day sun so the place heats itself. I’m part way through networking the place, got a little 12 port cisco switch in the garage which all the rooms will plug into.
We got the garage kitted out with almost every tool you could think of as well as some man benches. Nicks 1948 bonus is sitting in one side waiting to be put together, and my bike sits on the other side.
I still however have a lack of employment – I’m working on that.


