Had no friends cos Nick and Brad went out west to some party, I didn’t wanna go out there. Would’ve been shit.

So I went to my parents to drop off some stuff and along the way stopped in at Becky’s where Shelley was. They wrote this list thing of all these things to do, random as shit. Went and got a feed, got some sand (it was on the list). Seriously those chicks and liquor makes for some soul-cringingly quirky times, jeez.

Went to Becky’s friends house for a while, got assaulted by a huge labrador, then left there, did a handbrake slide in the van to turn around (also on the list), then they decided they wanna go to town so I’m like sweet whatever we’ll hook up with my flatmates.

Went back to Becky’s, she got changed and I found a crapload of books at her house about programming and linux and stuff (apparently her brothers a geek), so nabbed a few of them to read. Went to Shelley’s for her to get changed then cruised into town.

Almost got to Oblivion which is where my flatmates were but didn’t have any cash for the cover charge (must have been a band playing or something). So went to get cash then we get a call from Nick, telling us to meet him up at the uni, saw him coming down the road so we jumped in his van. Parked up at the uni, started lurking around, they were having a sook cos they didn’t wanna pay a cover change. So we manged around there for a while, then went to the domain and saw some “witches” which are actually just statues.

Then went and hung around the museum, pretty boring. I wanted to mosh dammit. Brad and Nick stayed in the van, while I went and watched the girls didn’t get raped. Gave Becky a good fright, made her scream.

Then they dropped us back at my van, and drove that back (with “Skanks on Board” written accross the back). Tried to find an open Burger King but they were all shut (at like 2am on a Saturday!?), so we just got chips and stuff instead.

Some filthy boon tried to sideswipe me and the guy in the passenger seat looked like he was doing that barking thing that Maori kids in NZ tend to do. Pack of wankers.

Then I see Nick coming up in my rear view mirror, going pretty fast so I’m like “hur-hur” and tap my brakes, but he doesn’t stop. Ends up pulling into the next lane just in time. Brad said it was so close, they actually thought they hit me because they hit a catseye at the same time hehe!

Would’ve been nuts, the girls are like singing away and shit and bang! Rear ended at 120km/h. The 2 kayaks in the back of my van decapitate us as they shoot through the windscreen. Good times.

Went back to Nick’s/Shelley’s house, pigged out and crashed. I actually wanted to go home, but I couldn’t move from the couch.

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